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I think you've got the wrong 'straya there

Can't we just, you know, commandeer someone else's bits?

Nah, too old

Those damn big-milkers!

There will be if they decide to invade our era tomorrow

The source of all human misery? Oh man, as if I didn't feel the pressure enough already...

At the very least spaciesist.

Boss, I can't make it to work today. There's a cat on my car.

Well don't leave us hanging! Did you die?

Woohoo! Bucket list complete!

But what if something happens to you and you don't want your PC to check-in for you? Easy! That's when you use a dead man's switch tool to turn off your PC!

It's a common misconception that it was even called Ev to begin with. In reality, it used to be named Mt. Eh due to how underwhelming it is.