blimthepixie

Can it still be called contamination if a seafood lasagne was mispackaged as a beef lasagna, or vice versa?

What? No Die Hard?!

Never Eat Crisps Eat Salad Sandwiches And Remain Young

I did not know that.

I presumed it meant you'd been on the front lines, or seen combat.

You have to give them credit.

That's a comically sick burn

Is this loss?

That card is the only training ICE get

Shouldn't vets know what radar is?

Well, that's Gaza well and truly fucked

Sounds about right, I've had interviews where the boss has forgotten.

Granted it was just bar work, still pretty funny to see the dawning of realisation spread across their face.

What tariffs will Trump declare when he finds out it's not him??