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blight
joined 3 years ago
wait until you find out about fard
Crushposting: IT’S ALMOST TIME
laughs in high speed rail 
GOOD post 
Feds but they’re Fedayeen and they’re vaguely Arab soldiers who sacrifice themselves
SIR PUT THE LATHE DOWN IMMEDIATELY OR WE WILL OPEN FIRE
Crushposting: probably gonna meet them at a get-together tomorrow, which is where me and our mutual friend wanted to try to elegantly ask about their orientation/status. Got any ideas on how to gracefully steer the conversation in that direction, without making my interest obvious?
o7
sir, this is illegal, you are supposed to only have the piss fetish. please restrict yourself to 1 (one) fetish or we will be compelled to dispatch a volcel police squad to apprehend you.
Mike? Jane? Dave? Jess? Doug? Beth? Fuck off I only date polysyllabic people.