blight

joined 3 years ago
[–] blight@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the existence of poop implies the existence of peep

[–] blight@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

would piss me off for sure

[–] blight@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My decade late to the party Breaking Bad "review":

  • the slang felt old, fo shizzle, not sure how it felt at the time?
  • the episodes actually got better over time
  • what the fuck was that fly episode
  • the usual problem of cops being portrayed way too sympathetically, sure they make racist jokes but very little on screen police brutality or corruption
  • Saul is such a character, no wonder he got a spinoff
  • the ending was as if carefully crafted in a lab (kelly) to be maximally cathartic. the car gun was a bit of a stretch but Jesse using his literal handcuffs to strangle Todd was just perfect
  • this show spawned so many memes. HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[–] blight@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

hunger is also caused by such varied things as

  • an individual just not feeling like eating
  • an individual being on a diet
  • an individual being in a bad mood
  • an individual having food but not knowing how to get it in their mouth, looking perplexedly at a spoon
  • an individual not wanting to mess up their lipstick
  • an individual being asleep (PSA: don't try to feed a sleeping person!)
  • an individual just having done the dishes and avoiding eating as to not create more dishes because it's boring to do the dishes
  • an individual having food but not wanting to open the fridge because then it would use more energy which is bad for the environment
  • an individual about to go for a swim soon and don't want to eat yet because then they would get sick
  • an individual trying to empty their bowels in anticipation of anal sex
  • an individual holding a wrapped burrito but not wanting to open it and get their hands dirty
  • an individual being offered a dish that includes onions but they don't want to eat it because they don't like the taste of onions
[–] blight@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

now comes the hard part, actually using them to go hiking lol

[–] blight@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] blight@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

People putting words in your mouth is so freaking frustrating, and if you don't pay attention you might not even notice it most of the time

[–] blight@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I have Very Important content to post but don't want to get owned by a new mega due any moment now

[–] blight@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

timestamps don't lie

you will be hearing fron my lawyer

view more: ‹ prev next ›