if they collect the tears beforehand that shouldn't be a problem
blight
emotional tears
I wonder what would have been the effect of onion-cutting tears
CW intimate partner violence
— Hey honey, next time ~~I beat you~~ you have one of your hissy fits, can you collect your tears in this jar?
— Why?
— Uhh... I need it for science!
what the elimination of third spaces does to a mf
guy who halfassedly writes articles with several sections just being their dialogue with chatgpt and then proudly puts a big picture of their own face in the blurb below the article
is it just me or does the iphone swipe keybaord censor the word "abort"
the existence of guitar hero implies the existence of guitar villain
BABY ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU
I've given up on the plague. I still avoid larger events and mask if I go somewhere with a lot of turnaround, but the moment big pharma figured out they could milk this if we let variants multiply, it was over. My roommate gets sick constantly and I'm stuck here with them, so unless I get a hazmat suit I'm fucked either way.
In other news I've joined an org, if a bit of an unorthodox one. I still haven't figured out how it works but I'm feeling good about it so far.
[REDACTED]
done, sorry