blight

depending on the type of headphones and the ambient noise in the environment, it’s true

how the fuck do I get moisturized now

cum

1453 was 571 years ago. Feel old yet?

So do the fascists. Are you going to let them get away with clean hands, and do the dirty work for them?

196 - 182 x 0 • 5 = 196

…or alternatively, in my new math notation, whitespace is semantic and reduces priority (this post brought to you by python gang)

🅱️arentheses

if someone volunteers for the genocide party in $current_year you shouldn’t prioritize being polite towards them

anyone else wanna

TRUE

2010 was 26 years ago. Feel old yet?

yeah the had me going AM I BEING DOGWHISTLED TO???

setting up my dick as a fingerprint to unlock my phone so the cops won’t figure it out with any of my fingers