gotta say, your commitment to the “living in australia” bit is legendary. why the fuck would you do that to yourself?
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i would never
yeah you could call it beanpiss
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holy shit im fucked this is true my posts are 2 good
one does not simply “could ask your crush to” anything- We’ve already had long 1-on-1 chats multiple times but I don’t trust my vibe judgement.
- It’s complicated: I’ll quote myself from my previous post chain:
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Basically, we’re in the same organization. Some of our encounters have been within that, and some private (and some in that unclear middle territory that any org usually has), and I really don’t want to risk developing any common traits with the Leftist Org Sex Pest. I know others of us have already hit on them, one in a very annoying manner at that, which is why I’m even more careful. We’re both pretty active, so if they get weirded out and I’m the straw that breaks the camel’s back, I would be personally responsible for the resulting fallout.
Crushposting:
Probably more delusion (in any case I think it helps to write these things down), but I have a nagging suspicion that someone also tasked a mutual with prying into me. There’s this one friend that kind of suddenly started being nice and inviting me to things, and I’m certain they’re not themselves romantically interested in me since they’re already in a happy relationship. They’re pretty close with my crush.
One time after they got me quite drunk, among many other things and generally prying, the friend asked me about my sexual orientation, and something I half forgot about philosophy about love or relationship advice or something, and then one thing I just remember responding “even when I’m this drunk, nobody’s getting that out of me” to, so probably something private.
They’ve also made loud compliments about me on multiple occasions.
There was one time when my crush was singing and dancing, and the friend looked me specifically (distant, among dozens) dead in the eye, pointed at them and made a topical (however vague) joke.
One time they invited us to a party where everyone else except me and my crush brought their SOs.
Could be someone else entirely tasked them with prying.
Could be they independently figured out that me and my crush seem like we like each other but are both too shy, and they are trying to act as matchmaker.
Could be that this friend is just nice and curious, since we do indeed also have a lot in common and get along well, and I’m again reading too much into things.
your post is too witty