blight

/pos meaning positive but likely to be interpreted as piece of shit is also pretty funny

neat /nm

if you haven’t yet become the joker, sorry but, skill issue

i think part of it is that matrix 2 and 3 should just have been mashed into 1 movie, on their own they’re kind of awkward. today we can just watch them immediately in succession and not notice that much

It’s wild how someone will say the words “true crime brain” and just completely black out that they just said the word “true”. Like those horrific things happened because real men did them.

my irresistible charm that overcomes all my tangible flaws of course

please do elaborate

this lil guy: σ

hey anonymous internet posters, why haven’t you magically solved my irl romantic problems? i posted multiple times and all i get is good advice smdh head, when what i need is some magic. i’ll even settle for some validation of my illusions if that’s what you have in stock today

first

I just made it to my first official site tagline, not sure to what extent it’s mocking me but in any case MAKE WAY BIG SHOT COMING THROUGH