blight

joined 3 years ago
[–] blight@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

make it like 50 years and i’m game

[–] blight@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] blight@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

terminally online brain poisoning paying off 🫡

[–] blight@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Crush update: still haven’t found an opportunity to inquire anonymously about their orientation/status, but today we chatted cheerfully and very slightly tearfully for like half an hour, with an abundance of mutual eye contact initiated from both sides.

I’M DYING shatter

[–] blight@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

i would simply not do anything that would provoke anyone to tie me to any train tracks

[–] blight@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

but if you think about it, peter “spider man” parker is just as bad as the baddies, because here he is tying the train to the tracks which is just as bad, or even worse, if you consider the economic damage this causes

[–] blight@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

exhaust pipes are intersex tbh

[–] blight@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago
[–] blight@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

> doesn’t bring phone into the bathroom

smdh noob scrub do you even shitpost

[–] blight@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] blight@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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