overview for blackluster117

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pizza is actually Persian. You're welcome. 😛

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Badabing! rimshot

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

🥺

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

More like a haymaker.

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

"Do you bleed? You will."

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm honestly beside myself.

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

An alli-day tree?! I love the whimsy of this. Definitely subscribing.

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My stack is about to overflow.

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

Pee is stored in the balls.

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 96 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Then remember immediately the next time you get in the shower. Vicious cycle.

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

First it's "I can kill you whenever", then it's "I saved your life". Kinda sounds like maybe you can't do anything, dude. What an asshat.