blackluster117

joined 2 years ago
[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Save scumming.

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This comment reads like a Hitchhiker's Guide excerpt.

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 19 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Fellas, if their butthole looks like a hypnotic vortex; that ain't a butthole, it's a portal to an extra dimensional Freudian TV show.

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 12 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Always makes me think of a 4th dimensional wine decanter.

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 19 points 2 years ago

Hands freshly floured for making biscuits.

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Took me into the city

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 4 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Where's the beef?

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 7 points 2 years ago

I wish the Corps could still do something to reprimand this moron. Closest thing is every Marine giving him a charlie horse when they see him.

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 35 points 2 years ago (3 children)

As a Marine Corps officer, this fool should be ashamed of themselves. What would his response be to Chesty Puller, the most decorated marine officer who started out as a private? What a disgrace to the Corps.

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 8 points 2 years ago

I really needed this today. Thank you.

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Where is this quote from?

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 57 points 2 years ago (3 children)

To be fair, he did have to use powdered creamer instead of milk that one time.

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