blackluster117

joined 2 years ago
[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 6 points 1 year ago

No wonder my car insurance SKYROCKETED with them. I switched to Progressive.

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 5 points 1 year ago

"Welcome to the Circus of Values!"

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 3 points 1 year ago

Little teefies

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 1 points 1 year ago

No poached eggs? Heathen...

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

However, you are opening yourself up to perjury if the prosecution gets creative and proves your dick is small/below average.

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 1 points 1 year ago

I miss Meme Review...

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 14 points 1 year ago

"Little did they know, a pack of Hawaiians lay in wait nearby, with thoughts of musubi swirling around their coconuts."

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 5 points 1 year ago

It was going so well until they started about the day count, and I already knew it was over. I hope they're doing okay now.

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