blackbrook

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[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry, the laser upgrade isn't ready yet. We thought we'd get sharks with lasers to ride them since the driving AI requires monitoring anyway.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 28 points 1 year ago (6 children)

One of the lost books of the bible featured Satan picking some especially sinful dude and telling him to build an ark too.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

They're usually OK with the first one, it's when you sample 6 or 7 to find the best one that they start getting all uptight.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How do you get from $200 million in fines to "it's ok"?

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

That amount of evil and bold has simply become the norm for corporations, so that seems a no-brainer, collusion is not needed.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've tried the cut and taste method. It works but it gets you thrown out of a lot of supermarkets.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Or if someone is watching you, on them. If you're fucked anyway, might as well go out with a splash.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 25 points 1 year ago

Oh they thought of that, there's a whole bunch of cushions glued to that side of it.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then "your welcome" implies you might not be welcome. Seems like either both work or both are problematic, he can't have it both ways.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

comradesharkfucker very almost doesn't like jokes.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 11 points 1 year ago

And unfortunately beer won't save us from the things most likely to make modern / near future water impotable. Except to the extent it makes us not care.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

I should mention there's a thing you can do with oatmeal and miso if you get the kind with live cultures. It's been a while since I tried it, but if I remember right it involves letting it sit overnight and the cultures start to work on the oatmeal. I'm sure a web search would turn it up.

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