You are so right, I forgot about the mustache. But its got to be something like a horseshoe or a really big handlebar. Muttonchops might work too.
blackbrook
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You're not allowed to wear those unless you shave your head and put on a jump suit.
In eastern MA, we have towns Berlin pronounced BERLin, Peabody pronounced PIBudee, Quincy pronounced QUINzee. I'm sure there's more I'm forgetting.
That's the opposite of Quincy where the naives call it Quinzy.
Try switching to "how dost ye doeth?"
Not mine, but I knew a guy in high school who did this and I think it's ripe for someone to steal. He would frequently add "like the dickens!" to things, the less appropriate, the better. .
Sir, I salute you!
Most things don't scale linearly with size.
When your brain explodes out your other ear, you don't want to be getting any in your eyes. Also, its not a plug, it just ties them to the table so you don't steal them.
I don't have an answer, but FWIW, here's ideas for expanding your search in case exactly such a thing doesn't exist:
video players can sometimes handle audio too, maybe a video player has this function
players that have command line interfaces sometimes have timestamp parameters (i think such players exist on Linux, don't know about Android)
I think friction and mass will affect those pulls non-linearly, probably to the point of the snail not able to even move. See, now you've made me go and ruin the whole cartoon premise!