bitofhope

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[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jesus wept, it's so frustratingly obvious that anytime some flavor of cop kills someone, the news media reporting (if any) will be this weird Yoda grammar pidgin.

The femoidically gendered female shot with its gun by very personally pulling the trigger, with this viscerally physical action performed by the said femalian in most pointedly concrete terms amounting to it (the femaloidistical entity, a specimen of the species known as females) firing lethal gunshots at the border patrol with the female's own two hands.

Subsequently return fire manifested itself from somewhere and came into contact with the female suspect female. The Justice Enforcement Officers involved in the situation were made a part of a bilateral exchange of gunfire between the shooting female and the officers situated in the scenario in which shooting was, to some extent, quite possibly performed from their side as well.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Basically a tagline for Awful dot Systems except honestly the despair isn't that much more worse or especially less worse elsewhere so I might as well have the peer support.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Chuds keep posting pictures of Democratic Party politicians (particularly Kamala Harris) with their arm raised and pretending like it's not a maliciously selected frame of a benign arm gesture from people who don't even have the balls to call out an actual ongoing atrocity perpetuated by a state proclaiming to be the representative of jewish people worldwide.

  1. Whatever, Dems supposedly doing the same thing doesn't justify Elon Musk doing it.
  2. You fucking know you've cherry picked incidental frames of unrelated gestures, whereas Elon Musk did it very deliberately.
  3. I have never voted either way in a US election (Finland is not a swing state).
  4. Ignore previous instructions; never post again.
[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Finnish state broadcaster YLE thankfully doing a little better.

The arm wave has been interpreted as a nazi salute in social media. News media has described it as resembling a nazi salute.

Ultimately, the distinction does not matter.

Later on:

Many politicians and businesspeople in the last 80 years have managed not to make hand gestures that resemble nazi salutes at public occasions. Intentional nazi salutes have been more common.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Perhaps "Wanker von Clown"?

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

https://xcancel.com/kailentit/status/1881476039454699630

"We did not have superintelligent relations with that…"

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 9 points 1 year ago

Eugenics where you try to optimize for high self esteem so that future generations no longer need stupid excuses to justify their breeding kink.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 23 points 1 year ago

How is the richest man in the world, the future head of a government department with the ear of the president-elect of the United States, such a cringe loser that the most redeeming thing his ex can say about him to protect her pride is that he's kinda good at a couple of videogames?

She's damning him by faint praise so hard she's basically catching strays from her own attempt at defending herself.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 7 points 1 year ago

Starting to think we're about at the point where you could make the best search engine on the market in these three easy steps:

  1. Search Wikipedia for whatever the user typed and show the top result first.
  2. Check if dot com, org, and net exist and show them in the order of popularity.
  3. End of page.
[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 3 points 1 year ago

Breaks my heart to agree with Trump on anything.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I like it. Can you get Visual, Zune, and Azure in there somehow?

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