bingbong

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[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That only works if you have brain worms

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago

Give it a tootsie pop and see how many licks it takes to get to the center

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

Furniture fetish by proxy

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago

The cocaine on the hooker

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Has he ever specifically stated that he has not had sectional relations?

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whoever ponders the orb

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Couches can't consent

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The biggest win would be to run over the bullies in the firetruck

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Settle down ken m

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago

They have nicotine in them, your dog was probably buzzed

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