bigmonkey

joined 2 years ago
[โ€“] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

That is the saddest little ice cream cone I've ever seen. Communism has failed ๐Ÿ˜”

[โ€“] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Nurse joy please help, my onix has started saying racist things and getting really mad when he hears someone speak Spanish

[โ€“] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I look forward to the day when I get bullied by Chinese teenagers for being a dumb monolingual American't who doesn't understand math

[โ€“] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes it's personally made and I'd say it took maybe 4-5 weeks before I was able to write as easily as I can normally but even before that it wasnt hard. You just have to write slower as you're learning. I started practicing it whenever I could. Even my grocery lists are written that way, lol

[โ€“] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago (5 children)
[โ€“] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I hand write with a cipher. Even snoopers won't have a clue what I've written.

[โ€“] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Oh man I am never one to criticize other people's tattoos, unless it's like a swastika or something, but the artist really did her dirty with this one. It's not even level and the letters are mismatched sizes!

[โ€“] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I was both of these as a teen and basically still am. I'm also a confirmed loser so this meme checks out!

[โ€“] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 66 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (7 children)

Asshole tries to kill you, but you're slightly rude to him in response. He responds by trying to kill you again. PLAY STUPID GAMES WIN STUPID PRIZES!!!

*/s

[โ€“] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 66 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The messages continued as late as Tuesday, when he posted: "Perhaps Utah will become famous this week as the place a sniper took out Biden the Marxist."

bawllin-sad The world is lesser now that we have lost this great mind

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