biff

joined 2 years ago
[–] biff@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago
[–] biff@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago
[–] biff@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Stop eating junk food and fast food.

[–] biff@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago

Relax, that’ll happen in due time. We just got here to our new diggs, so it’ll take some time. So chill out and watch the community grow its own identity, that most certainly will have some reddit DNA in it.

[–] biff@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

Yeah I thought it was some kind of convention display that’s 25 feet tall.

[–] biff@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

To be somewhat fair, I’m in the privileged position of being able to be sarcastic about a branch of science that I have no practical experience with whatsoever, all from the comfort of an app I type into using just my thumb. This is the kind of advancement that, a hundred years ago, would have been seen as merely impossible, and five hundred years ago or more would’ve gotten a person burned at a stake.

I can criticize anything I want, but my criticism (all things being equal) is very probably flawed and unwarranted. If I’m going to be sarcastic, I’d better be aware of how insignificant I am relative to the universe I find myself in.

[–] biff@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The closest we can come is anthropophagy.

The other question that remains unanswered is whether or not it really is the oldest known evidence of anthropophagy.

There's a skull, between 1.5 million and 2.6 million years old, which has marks interpreted as made by a stone tool. That finding has been disputed; perhaps it's time we revisited that bone.

TL;DR: we don’t know a goddamn thing about fuckall, but we got a bone with some marks on it. Ancient aliens? Sure, why not.

[–] biff@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

types wolfram alpha (I presume) finds the solution in less than 20 seconds

OP’s referring to the days before live text was a thing. Now you can just point your camera at a Jackson Pollock and get the solution to the square root of aleph null divided by Rayo’s number as quickly as it takes to open the app.

[–] biff@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago

tf? You mean to tell me that there’s something billies can’t money their way out of? I’m temporarily impressed, right up until they do that, too.

[–] biff@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

Thank you very much for your work creating mlem, and I wish you the very best!

[–] biff@lemmy.ca 48 points 2 years ago

Best wishes and gratitude to David, and thank you for the update!

[–] biff@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah, it’s strange.

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