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minimum security prison... in c/politicalhumor@lemmy.world
No matter how hard he tries, Elon Musk will never be as cool or as respected as Martha Stewart. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

She could probably kick the shit out of him too (in real life or Path of Exile 2).

Chromebooks are experiencing an app apocalypse while Google scrambles for a cure in c/google@lemmy.world
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

App-pocalypse was right there. Headline writers, I am disappoint.

It's absolutely true. in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 25 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Weird place for a toilet but it is convenient.

How John Fetterman became "Trump's favorite Democrat" in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

Their brains are made of the same rotten soup?

How long would it take for a ball rolling across the room to bounce off the wall and get back to you - but the room has a time traveling portal halfway through? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
Trump fires statistics chief after soft jobs report in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

~~Don't~~ Always shoot the messenger.

Scientists Alarmed as Whales Suddenly Going Silent in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

~~fish~~ microplastic

South Dakota election office publishes voter list labeling thousands as public assistance applicants: Information is included in newly required free version of statewide registration spreadsheet in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

There are thousands of South Dakotans?

minimum security prison... in c/politicalhumor@lemmy.world
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

Oh no, she drowned in a flood that only occurred within her cell before she finished her written statement. Guess we'll never know who she meant by "Donald J. Trum".

Just a little... why not? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You're missing an apostrophe.

‘Not a Damned Penny.’ Texas Flood Survivors Look for Help in c/leopardsatemyface@lemmy.world
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 19 points 5 hours ago

Oh well, should've voted for people with an interest in governing.

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The Correspondents, "TONIGHT" (www.youtube.com)
 

Invidious links: NerdVPN or instance selection

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An iconic scene. (infosec.pub)
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K. Flay, "We Hate Everyone" (www.youtube.com)
 

Invidious links: inv.nadeko.net instance or invidious.io instance selection

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Oh, what's Gowron on? (What's Gowron on?) (infosec.pub)
 

vInpu', vInpu', vInpu',

There's far too many of you dying (without honor)...

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The Human Brain May Contain as Much as a Plastic Spoon's Weight of Microplastics (www.smithsonianmag.com)
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Yard Act - The Trench Coat Museum [Indie Rock] [2023] (www.youtube.com)
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Cunk on Skeletons (infosec.pub)
 

Inspired by this post.

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A watched pot never boils (lemmy.world)
 

I was in the middle of something in another room and it occurred to me that this familiar expression could be adapted for ADHD: A watched pot never catches fire. Good reminder to exercise a little extra caution in the everyday tasks that get boring but are still dangerous if you get complacent. Driving, cooking, poking around in a running computer with screwdriver even though you know you should shut it off, that sort of thing.

Now if you'll excuse me, I should get back to cooking breakfast before the "food is done" alarms start going off throughout the building.

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New salvage operation underway (infosec.pub)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/3494377

Took a while to get here, any ideas for what to do with it?

[Edit: Image broke so I've hosted it elsewhere.]

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New salvage operation underway (pixelfed.de)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world to c/noncredibledefense@lemmy.world
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Took a while to get here, any ideas for what to do with it?

[Edit: Image broke so I've hosted it elsewhere.]

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[Resolved] Advertiser account/community (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world to c/support@lemmy.world
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https://lemmy.world/u/HeGetsUs_ad / https://lemmy.world/c/hegetsus

"He Gets Us" advertising campaign setting up on this instance.

Edit: And it's gone. Thanks!

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What's this guy's deal again? (lemmy.world)
 

The image was in one of my old document folders alongside some saved image macros and things. Think he was called Candleman, Candlejack, Candlestick, something like that. I just don't remem-

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