YOU CAN BUY YOURSELF ANYTHING YOU WANT ESPECIALLY A WALLET
srry this just reads as “duh my bros is it geyy to git yerself a wallet” NO JUST BUY ONE
beefbot
joined 2 years ago
“Why do mine never smell as bad as everyone else’s?!”
Because no one ever burns heterosexuals at the stake for expressing THEIR sexuality, is why 💅
“Waaah a dog barked at me” then they shoot the dog
Lolll same
A more minimalist world map, to paraphrase a 1970s TV scientist, would be one blue pixel
Every headline, ask yourself, why did this headline make the cut? Is TikTok worse for the climate than, idk, cars? Who benefits from this news being published? Who is being punished by it?
Then you start to see how much most news is… well. decide for yourself
Does McDonald’s sell hot dogs? 🤪
…”but only for the attention!” - Jenna Maroney from 30 Rock, probably
“Hate” is a pretty weak word for how we feel about healthcare CEOs
The enemy of my enemy is my friend
EVERY time it’s someone whose whole life is about showing off how good they are. We don’t buy it, assholes.