balderdash9

Neo-feudalism. People who don't live off of investments (i.e., most of us) need to sell our labor to buy the necessities of life. Once the rich own everything and everyone else is poor, we will continue to sell our labor to pay off debts and make the lives of the wealthy comfortable in new and innovative ways.

Props to Dennis for not unleashing his fury , like the crashing of a thousand waves

Would be ironic if you deleted this post OP

Republicans will trot out the 'ol "give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day" line.

It's surprising more men don't wear heels when dating. Women have all sorts enhancements, it's only fair we do the same.

Grindset only makes sense if you own your business. If you're grinding to make more of a profit for someone else, you're drinking the Kool-aid.

The house always wins. Happy cake day btw

The Epstein list is released, which implicates many beloved celebrities, public intellectuals, and even more politicians than everyone thought. And yet, somehow, only the people who hold a lot of their wealth in pesos face any real consequences (i.e., execution):

Impressive!

"Spread" indeed implies but does not entail that it happens instantly. For instance, Bill Gates could say that he "spread riches among the poor" without mentioning that he did it slowly, over decades. There's a grammatical ambiguity to be exploited.

Uh, sure? Everyone must fart loudly once a day in front of people OR THEY WILL DIE. (I have made it so that everyone is aware of the aliment.) On the bright side, the social taboo around flatulence goes away: