backalleycoyote

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[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 14 points 1 day ago (8 children)

In high school I got one kicked back into my body by a wild kick in a soccer game, dude straight punted that thing into my guts. Then it swelled and refused to drop. Almost had to have surgery but it did descend on its own. I’ve had some other serious injuries in life but that, that was a level all its own.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 25 points 2 days ago

Sing, drink, fight, and fuck (without discrimination). Bards are the punks of the fantasy world.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 19 points 2 days ago

Her: “Babe, just use the map.”

Him: “I know what I’m doing!!!”

/proceeds to furiously grind her vulva into her pelvic bone

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

Username checks out.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 0 points 2 days ago (2 children)

See, there it is! You still care enough that when your pride is poked you’ll take action and defend yourself. You’re not entirely apathetic. Dare I say… there’s hope for you yet?

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

Don’t mistake awareness for comfort. We catch a lot of heat for our ridiculous levels of gun violence, but living around that many guns, in a nation where cops, ICE, and counter-protestors armed with assault rifles are just looking for an excuse to unload, you learn how far to push without causing a situation where strays are flying into the crowd. At Defund the Police and Pride we’ve had jacked up pick-ups filled with armed red necks roll coal and brandish on us in full view of the cops; nothing happened. At BLM one of them popped a shot off to spook the crowd; caught, claimed he accidentally turned the safety off, no charges. How many videos are there of monster trucks plowing into crowds? Plus, the new tactic is to show up covered in cameras, incite a fight, play victim, get the protestor arrested. Our courts are theirs and our prison system is egregiously punitive. And don’t doubt that a lot of us protesting are legally carrying. You really don’t want to see an American protest turn into a shootout, and the closer it gets to becoming one the more cautious we are about setting it off without a safety plan.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago (4 children)

IDK. You did seem to recognize that you were getting shamed, so either you took a shot in the dark and were right or you read it. But, I’d rather type bullshit than sit at home like a chickenshit.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Well, this is a recent shot from CPAC, so they’ve moved on to full-blown normalizing it, so I agree that your hat is quite safe.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

Same. Next time we’re in nuclear holocaust dreamland I’ll wave!

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago (6 children)

No, you’re apathetic, I assume you can’t be troubled to read.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

Single use and flushable.

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