backalleycoyote

You think a dog can tender their resignation when they’ve been bought and trained? They don’t sign-up and they can’t seek another career because our society treats animals like property. Animal liberation is human liberation.

Hey now, American police are very well educated on topics like escalation, lethal force, circumventing civil rights, coercing confessions, and the fine line between entrapment and entrapment that is entrapment but not technically entrapment so it can’t be dismissed. Also extremely well educated on the importance of “see something, say nothing” about your fellow officers and making sure everyone involved has the same story.

Doesn’t that make is a Burger Fuhrer?

On April Fools Day? I’m expecting mild pranks, like TP’ing Bezo’s house, ding-dong-dash a Elon’s, and maybe a few car bombs at the data centers.

Ah, the classic conservative UNO reverse play when a conservative gets busted for a behavior they do in the shadows while spending the rest of their time making life hell for anyone who lives that lifestyle in public. “I’m not a hypocrite, I’m a victim of persecution for my lifestyle and you’re the hypocrite because libs are supposed to accept me!” It attempts to thwart the opposition by turning it on itself arguing over whether it’s proper to criticize, when at the end of the day the Christian ruling class is still in a position to dictate morality to the masses while engaging in whatever they want and demanding to not be confronted about the hypocrisy. You don’t get to enjoy the protection and support of people you’ve helped persecute just because we found out you enjoy the same lifestyle without atonement for everything you’ve done. They don’t want to join anyway, they want to go back to their double standard of none for us and whatever for them while they pretend like they’ve got the moral high ground.

Truly, we misunderestimated him.

ICE is Paul Blart incompetence with Chauvin lethality. As brutal as US cops are, they still require some sort of qualification; smart enough to know how to escalate but avoid making it their fault, mind fuck interrogations, telling people their rights then weaseling their way around it without quite “violating” it, hierarchy and teamwork. ICE is the rabble of those who couldn’t even meet that standard and the ones who did but were so unhinged they became a liability.

Bilbo and the dwarves mistook the rock giants as fighting when it’s was just foreplay.

I hope so, but I haven’t seen it disproven yet. Dude in my neighborhood has one of a cartoon Trump at the beach surrounded by bikini girls that are not quite kids but definitely implied that says “Chillin’ Like a Felon”, so the sentiment exists and them grifting pro-pedo merch seems like the logical next step.

Deport them to another plane of existence. Think of it as expediting the Rapture, except after they’re gone there’s no Armageddon, just a big block party with tacos and beer for all.

When I was in high school our math teacher took us out to the corner of the school property to count cars for a real life statistics lesson. The lawn was covered in clover and she offered extra credit to anyone who found a four-leaf clover. That’s the day she discovered four-leaf clovers aren’t that uncommon.

I live in Idaho and guarantee this will be used by chucklefucks to not only harass trans people, but cis women who don’t fit their standard of beauty and effeminate cis men. Not that they don’t already, but now they can really fuck with someone by calling the cops and disrupting the person’s day rather than just snide comments.