axont

joined 4 years ago
[โ€“] axont@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

is it like in Kirby where I can metamorph into a rock and roll down inclines

[โ€“] axont@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

hexbear-non-binary trans-heart thank you, you're kind!

[โ€“] axont@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Ok now I get why people say she's dismissive of nonbinary people. Trans people are supposed to pass? Like I'm nonbinary and agender. What am I supposed to pass as? A rock?

[โ€“] axont@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

True leftists only consume nutrients from bottles or intravenous injection

[โ€“] axont@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

The YouTube poops with touhou music were peak entertainment

[โ€“] axont@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Or would a state full of chud lanyards be so incompetent that organizing would be easier? I guess we'll find out since none of this is really in our control in the first place. Full machinations of capital

[โ€“] axont@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (9 children)

The old(est) guard and the functionally apolitical consultant/finance lanyards who honestly do just as well or better when the dems aren't in power. With the young(er) generation and B-tier of operatives now realising that the damage being done, to the party and the recent supreme court decision etc, might be too much to simply wait for their turn

This is part of why I think there's a huge liberal panic about how Trump being president again will destroy all of democracy or whatever. Because part of the Project 2025 stuff involves firing vast leagues of lanyard dorks and replacing them with hogs. Who knows if that would actually happen, but that's mostly afraid of losing their jobs.

[โ€“] axont@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Can someone please dig out the deer song from my brain with a screwdriver

All of my thoughts are currently ใ—ใ‹ใฎใ“ใฎใ“ใฎใ“ใ“ใ—ใŸใ‚“ใŸใ‚“

[โ€“] axont@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Deciding to base my entire ideology on a book of stereotypes I got taught in 2nd grade

[โ€“] axont@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

I thought the accusation was that the Cubans had some kind of sound wave guns

[โ€“] axont@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

imagining Biden pouring powder into an old timey flintlock pistol

[โ€“] axont@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

Trump is a psychopathic cult leader running a campaign of lies, defamation, and retribution. He aspires to be the USโ€™s first authoritarian leader, and wants to turn the nation into a nuclear armed Switzerland.

This is one of the funniest liberal panics I've ever read. Usually they'd compare Trump to Mussolini or Putin or whatever, not Switzerland lmao. Authoritarian Trump is going to force the economy to focus on chocolate and cuckoo clocks. He's going to nuke America's greatest and oldest enemy, Austria.

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