averagedrunk

joined 2 years ago
[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

May be called hairpinning depending on the device.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Enthusiastic and awkward. But it was mostly a joke at my own expense because I used to be an enthusiastic and awkward guy who absolutely adored enthusiastic and awkward women I thought I could "fix".

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

That's my type.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Do you mean greatest as in most grievous or greatest as in most awesome?

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

It never made sense to me, but I wasn't having a GREAT time until I was in my mid 30s. I had something like a 7 year party. Disposable income, before the worst of my aches set in, and just doing whatever I wanted as long as I made it in to work.

High school was Lord of the Flies.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Just the bone? Because that ain't dating.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Small, poor-ass, rural Texas here. Saw the same shit and a bunch of other shit.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

What's better than roses on your piano?

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I'm full l having flashbacks to Fantasy Empires. I don't know if I ever had the manual. I think I just got a list of words from someone.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago

I fought my boss over one of those voluntary gatherings. I had shit to do. He said it's optional but if I want to get ahead I should go.

I did not get ahead.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago

You'd be welcome at my barbecue. I've got one grill that is just for my vegan friends and has never had an animal product on it along with a set of separate utensils (although they get washed with the others).

But I do that for friends, coworkers aren't allowed to know where I live.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Some, definitely. Others don't have hobbies. Others don't sleep much and try to pack everything in.

I've been considering adding massive amounts of amphetamines to my life so I can accomplish all I need to and do all I want to.

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