averagedrunk

joined 2 years ago
[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

That's how most of them work. I got baby toys for a friend's baby and the Internet started trying to sell me all kinds of baby things. You listen to a lot of podcasts about craft beer? They assume you're a 40 year old white dude who needs beard oil.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

That's always what I thought but never got a straight answer.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I've got a friend who had a dog named D.O.G. He'd always pronounce it like he was saying "the OG". I never figured out whether it actually stood for anything.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago

I assume secure boot is off and your Windows drive/partition is encrypted.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

It's also age dependent at the lower levels. Over 35 or 40 and you'll pay more than someone young. Or at least that's how it used to be.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I don't know what the going rate is but I assume that if you just want a throw you could probably get a mid tier prostitute almost once a week for that price.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If I can just tell her how awesome my penis is she'll fall madly in love! Right now she has no idea!

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I want someone to call him Diaper Don to his face. Just once.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

"You can't just go on the internet and lie." -Kublai Kahn

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I assume it's because he's "dating" a 16 year old and showed everyone her hoo-ha.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Yep. I like guns. I like old guns. I wouldn't show up to someone's job telling them to include me in their project unless I was invited.

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