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We recently found out that one of our ducts was just petrified old tape, there had never been any metal ducting there at all. It wasn’t cheap to get fixed but it has made a noticeable difference in how long the AC is on and the temp in the house.

I just dry and lightly oil mine. I only bake them if they need it.

Psh. It’s not like they could fund a bunch of television and radio stations that can broadcast things going on in a government owned center for arts and entertainment. That would never work right?!?

Devon Tower is about two hours away from One Williams Center. I promise you there is no sky bridge between them.

He had a whole bit that included babies being skinned for wallets by a cold laser bath machine but okay.

Jim Gaffigan maybe?

A way to only give one raise per department by pitting coworkers against each other based on goals they set for themselves. No, really…

Am I misremembering or isn’t this the jerk who also forced the previous company he was CEO of to move to near the same location?

Edit: I am remembering correctly.

They don’t have to prove anything; If you killed somebody and happened to ask ChatGPT how to hide a body they are going to use that as evidence that you did the killing and that the murder was premeditated. You could argue that you were fucking around or that it was somebody using your account or that it was one weird question in a string of wholesome ones and maybe the jury will believe you and maybe they won’t.

I worked at a place once where I had to remember the list of VIPs who got special treatment.

Does that make them the court jesters of our time?

That sounds like the opposite of a vacation.