atomicbocks

joined 5 months ago
[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

I just dry and lightly oil mine. I only bake them if they need it.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 3 points 23 hours ago

Psh. It’s not like they could fund a bunch of television and radio stations that can broadcast things going on in a government owned center for arts and entertainment. That would never work right?!?

Devon Tower is about two hours away from One Williams Center. I promise you there is no sky bridge between them.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He had a whole bit that included babies being skinned for wallets by a cold laser bath machine but okay.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Jim Gaffigan maybe?

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A way to only give one raise per department by pitting coworkers against each other based on goals they set for themselves. No, really…

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Am I misremembering or isn’t this the jerk who also forced the previous company he was CEO of to move to near the same location?

Edit: I am remembering correctly.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

They don’t have to prove anything; If you killed somebody and happened to ask ChatGPT how to hide a body they are going to use that as evidence that you did the killing and that the murder was premeditated. You could argue that you were fucking around or that it was somebody using your account or that it was one weird question in a string of wholesome ones and maybe the jury will believe you and maybe they won’t.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

I worked at a place once where I had to remember the list of VIPs who got special treatment.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Does that make them the court jesters of our time?

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That sounds like the opposite of a vacation.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (4 children)

WTF is a ‘company vacation’?!?

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