assplode

joined 2 years ago
[–] assplode@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I love to ride and rebuild motorcycles. It's so satisfying getting a crusty old bike and making it a reliable machine again.

It does influence how I think of myself. I'm proud of being able to disassemble and reassemble an entire motorcycle.

It's an amazing feeling going down the highway on two wheels, knowing that the machine underneath me used to be a pile of parts in boxes.

[–] assplode@kbin.social 22 points 2 years ago

Don't sully the good name of President Camacho!

He was a good man who helped his people the best way he knew how.

[–] assplode@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

I stopped when they closed their Seattle store. There was talk about unionization and they shut the store down.

Fuck Trader Joe's

[–] assplode@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

I watched Obliterated on Netflix after taking an edible. Great evening!

[–] assplode@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

This guy fucks

[–] assplode@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Masturbate, play with my ass, and scroll porno on my phone. All at once!

[–] assplode@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Netflix and Google Music. YouTube is included in Google music.

We have Prime, but the streaming is kind of secondary to the shipping.

[–] assplode@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm still searching for one with the fish part on top and lady part on the bottom

[–] assplode@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Nice job! 💪💪💪

[–] assplode@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Their feewings

[–] assplode@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

Unfortunate we live in such a prudish country.

[–] assplode@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago

I regret to inform you that he is still alive

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