argh_another_username

I used to take a 30 min bath to ease my dermatitis.

This is exactly how I see those celebrity magazines.

Everybody knows that, if it’s your birthday cake, it doesn’t have calories.

This looks like a Norwegian/Swedish keyboard. What’s infuriating about it?

In shorter races, this is normal and funny to watch. My wife likes to run, but she’s not fast. So, she places herself in the last group. Last half marathon, she saw the first place arriving before she could start the race.

I was going to say that putting Michael Chiklis there is like the central piece of a bingo card.

That’s why most cities have a “Main Street”.

And there is this:

Do you still have gallon of soda? I remember seeing soda by the gallon in the 80s. Now, the biggest bottle I see in Canada is 2L.

In Brazil too

Of course you can be convicted more than once for the same crime. If it happened to different victims in different occasions, you can.