My go-to is "Don't be a dick" followed by a concise disclaimer that the rules aren't exhaustive.
apprehentice
joined 2 years ago
I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be cumming, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING .
On mobile, I've found that switching tabs before switching away from the FF activity mitigates this. Not sure if it's FF, the website, or Android messing it up, really.
Recipe please
Trailer Park Boys! I believe it's Canadian!
Cheers, genitals!
Sad day. Guess I'll have to make my own.
They stole a balloon
A common trope in my history is, "Why do they get it and I don't?"
Lots of envy regarding feminine folk.
This is a weapon of mass destruction. It's too cute; I have perished from it.
We call her The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home
That's bullshit. F13-F36 should be reserved for user macros and remain unused by default in user applications.