apprehentice

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[–] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Friend, if that's all it takes, I got news for you...

[–] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Who tf considers their teeth clean in 60 seconds?

Edit: "Less time than it takes to brush your teeth..." I should have some coffee.

[–] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love consuming guys

[–] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My 6AM friends all start falling asleep around 9PM. Meanwhile, I'm awake until 2AM. There's a place for night owls and society needs us.

[–] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 2 points 1 year ago (8 children)

This should probably have been marked NSFW...

[–] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My first thought while reading this post was "emoji analysis"

He said outside your comfort zone

Am I a Man by Chris Fleming

It alerted me to the idea that I don't have to want or achieve masculine goals or presentation and that I don't even have to call myself a man. It cracked my egg pretty hard.

[–] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Maybe sudo apt upgrade package-name

I hardly ever have to upgrade just one package. Otherwise, you'll need an updated .deb package and use dpkg

[–] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A hacker these days would know better than to introduce computers into their system.

[–] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If I let my circadian rhythm take over, I'd sleep until noon and be up until 4am

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