apprehentice

Now, if only I could focus on meditation for more than a minute or two.

That's too damn bad!

Omega Mart?

I more or less perfected my femme voice 12 years prior to transition because of a female PC I made 😅

Okay, but why not just breed the almonds? /j

You could also have it type out, "$USER is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported."

Minimize all windows and open a spreadsheet

le sigh we cringe on

It took me a few months and I still hesitate when gendering myself sometimes, but it's hesitation now, not correction. It helps that I'm out full-time now, though and have been for over a month. You'll get there, girl. Just be kind to yourself.

You fool! Now that I have your auth code, I'm gonna steal all of your internets!

What the actual fuck

Functionally useless. With the web standardized, we shouldn't need user agents anyway. It would be more beneficial to ask "do you support X, Y, and Z?"