anhkagi

water tastes better :/

Water is so far above everything else that EVERY SINGLE SODA is forced to add around 80% water.

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dont eat the fish

TIL "The queen is not dead" is a reference to this album: https://spiritualfrontofficial.bandcamp.com/album/the-queen-is-not-dead

thank you, I've been racking my brain rereading every word in that sentence looking for the "f". That "of" kept hiding in plain sight. Either that or I'm blind.

of the soup store

Or they just display you loud ads, same intentions.

I already knew about the "photic sneeze reflex", and I know someone who sneezes exactly 2 times when temperature changes (and very loudly), but not from mint afaik.

Name software after their daughters (MySQL/MariaDB)

Yeah I thought about that too

Oh, that upsets my plans...