androogee

I’m not defending Microsoft here but, the problem in this case isn’t Microsoft

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Damn this would have killed in a 70s comedy sketch.

In the 90s there was an explosion of people desperate to "correct" every usage of the word 'irony.'

Nevermind that one of the definitions is just an "incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs."

Any outcome that's different from what you expected meets the definition of 'ironic.' That's all you need.

You probably shouldn't expect clear weather just because it's your wedding day. But if you do, and it rains, it's fuckin ironic.

But to this day, fools fall all over themselves to chirp up anytime Alanis Morisette comes on the radio.

The allure of the appearance of superiority is strong. We're all vulnerable to it, or most of us.

Goddamn lyctors

Nah I read the official documentation they're definitely sublemmies

Know better people

Actively trying to lobotomize myself so I can play Obra Dinn for the first time again

If you generate your own marketing copy, these things practically sell themselves

I'm so happy John is returning to filmmaking

& canning existing movies and animated shows for tax write-offs.

Heinous.

It sounds melodramatic, but I'll never forgive them. Pure anti-art.

Nah cis people absolutely do understand why misgendering sucks.

There's a reason it was a running bit on Scrubs for like 9 seasons or whatever.

Right wingers just always gonna lie to defend their point. More natural than breathing for them.

To whom it may concern (the progenitor of my very existence):

The clockwork temporal measurement device strapped 'pon the writhing fleshy tentacle protruding from mine own thorax remains sullen and unchanging despite my best efforts at provocation.

Please advise.