androogee

joined 2 years ago
[–] androogee@midwest.social 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In a series of small fires

[–] androogee@midwest.social 6 points 10 months ago

Well now my wish is redundant, so... I dunno, a nice meal first?

[–] androogee@midwest.social 1 points 10 months ago

Oh fuck yeah, spread it

[–] androogee@midwest.social 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Lich, I said what I said
I'd rather be immortal than dead

[–] androogee@midwest.social 6 points 10 months ago

All Elite Wrestling

[–] androogee@midwest.social 3 points 10 months ago

I keep messaging the devs but no response.

[–] androogee@midwest.social 4 points 10 months ago

Well... He did.

Turns out it didn't matter.

[–] androogee@midwest.social 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] androogee@midwest.social 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't know, my emotions?

[–] androogee@midwest.social 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

An older lady was trying to push two carts at the same time out of a warehouse club store. I was just carrying TP by hand, so I offered to push her extra cart.

She called me her bodyguard. I ascended immediately to heaven.

[–] androogee@midwest.social 2 points 11 months ago

That man's got a pussy on his head.

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