androogee

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[–] androogee@midwest.social 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"boobs big tits heavy chesticles smothering me to death"

Nice

[–] androogee@midwest.social 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

That's the same reading. That doesn't change the meaning at all. Am I taking crazy pills?

[–] androogee@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

Fire her*

*Out of a cannon into the vaccuum of space.

[–] androogee@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago

Still have to declare under the Foreign Agents Registration Act (unless you're friends with a judge)

[–] androogee@midwest.social 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What a bad "cynicism is easier than engaging with reality" zero-brain take.

Many politicians just suck. Of course.

But some politicians are clearly trying, growing, learning, and improving. And throwing them out with the bathwater, giving them no support, and equating them to the ones that suck is terminally, suicidally stupid.

But hey, cynicism is easy. People think you're cool, and you don't have to put any effort in.

[–] androogee@midwest.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] androogee@midwest.social 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Or they could have just busted in a screen door lmao

"Broke a door" could mean damn near anything, maybe a piece of molding came off. Doesn't necessarily mean that they took an ancient oaken door off its hinge or something

[–] androogee@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago

Peter didn't even know what dollars were

[–] androogee@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Commander's keen.

[–] androogee@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

Next quarter doesn't exist right now, so Meta truly doesn't give a shit.

[–] androogee@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago

Gotta get to 99 so we can all play Tetris

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