androogee

joined 2 years ago
[–] androogee@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

I think this is a jenis

[–] androogee@midwest.social 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

~~IIRC, that dude got fired for asking a PR rep "why can't I say n----r?" in a call that got leaked.~~

//edited for specific details because it's way funnier

So he had been publically pushing against the NFL protests like a racist, and people didn't like it. The company hired a PR firm to help, and in a conference call with them he was whining about wokism or whatever and defended himself by claiming that, "Colonel Sanders called blacks n----rs." The call audio was promptly leaked

He resigned. Three days later the Papa John's cancelled the lease on his office and had him evicted lmfao. Within two weeks they implemented a policy that if John ever tries to buy more stock, all other stockholders can buy stock at half off to prevent him from ever controlling the company. Dude got fuckin razzmatazzed by his own pizza corporation.

Their pizza is still overpriced, dry, and bland tho.

[–] androogee@midwest.social 15 points 1 year ago

*Scarification

Tattoos usually don't involve much carving

[–] androogee@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Most folks who carry to term give birth to two hands.

[–] androogee@midwest.social 9 points 1 year ago

I was gonna be like, "remember when that Carl Sagan remix went viral a couple years ago?"

But apparently it was uploaded 14 years ago so I'll just

🙍🧑‍🦳💀🪦

[–] androogee@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago

"show your work"

Malicious compliance intensifies

[–] androogee@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Professional wrestling got like way wilder than I remember

[–] androogee@midwest.social 0 points 1 year ago

Hey

I’m so sorry to inform you, but you failed your reading test.

I’d recommend starting from the beginning, reading more slowly, and avoiding skimming.

It happens to the best of us! Don’t feel too down about it. Have a good day!

[–] androogee@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago

Gameboy color infrared is all I need

[–] androogee@midwest.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Multiple Ks in a row gets risky fast

[–] androogee@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

It can't be that bad

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