andrew

Vestigial? We gotta find that gene.

Hey now, she really knows the importance of putting on sheep's clothing as a wolf.

As the limit of fucks I give about clothing at work approaches zero.

I kinda wish the Capitalism dev team would patch out the ExternalitiesAreHardToTrack cheat code. It's been abused for centuries and yeah, it's hard to fix, but there are quite a lot of upvotes on its bug tracker, and only a few billionaire downvotes.

Mine are older at this point (pandemic TP crisis hedging) but it's honestly hard to go too cheap. They're very simple devices if you don't want anything fancy. That said I've heard good things about going a little nicer and I'm considering an electric/heated model for our main bathroom now.

If that's the best $100 you've spent, you clearly haven't bought a bidet yet.

Exactly. They're simultaneously responsible and irresponsible.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Ah shit, here we go again.

I'm not anger. I'm disappointment.

I mean, that seems like the most likely place, but it's not like there's a nice crater or trail or anything. Especially if the jet glided to a splashdown it may not have even left any debris to help guide search efforts in the lakes.