andrew

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[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 5 points 1 year ago

Sandpaper remote, coming right up!

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 6 points 1 year ago

Just the places where large groups of people want to be.

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 4 points 1 year ago

Maybe they're on Azure.

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 3 points 1 year ago

It'll probably be stored in something like a TPM, whose primary purpose is to make intact extraction of the keys difficult or impossible. A few keys might become compromised but in this scenario (unlike DRM decryption) it's easy to ignore those keys. There's always the chance an exploit becomes available and is more widely used, though, in which case it would definitely be less valuable.

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 11 points 1 year ago

If it disproportionately affected non-white or poor people.

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it's the Monopoly Man then it works on two levels. As one of the most popular games of all time, it's safe to say it's a big game. So the hunter would be a big game. And also hunting a big game.

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

BRB stealing your elementary school identity

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 11 points 1 year ago

This has some serious meme potential.

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's not quite a beetle but they're definitely electrifying the bus. I imagine a beetle is on the way too, honestly.

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These situations are almost always self-inflicted. If someone else hacked Google Cloud this badly then you'd likely have heard it from them first. And they probably would have done something significantly more destructive if their goal was harming Google reputation.

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unprecedented only means there's no precedent. This just hasn't happened before at this scale.

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 4 points 1 year ago

Of course I avoid him. He's me!

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