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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 23 hours ago

After all, the woman's thing I'd pink and the men's thing is blue...or purple, depends.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Great point, but did you guys see what happened? The internet cables are pretty strong/well installed. The post came off like a twig but somehow the internet cable was A-OKAY!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

This can only mean one thing.... The market is about to tank and tank hard as fuch.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Oh that's good.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

I'm so sorry for other Paul's with that same exact last name who may or may not live elsewhere in the world. And also very sorry for all these people. We need an end to religious stupidity.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

The Nauru massage is the most desired massage of them all using a VPN under incognito mode. So that's weird. I would think they would be pretty fit.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

People learn by watching or observing. Its a basic part of the scientific process. You want to see people having sex because it arouses you so you can relieve your own personal sexual tensions. Thanks to these fantastic physical motion actors, you can learn new ways of sexual pleasure that you had not thought about before. Maybe when we're all gone, aliens will finally figure out why all pizza has a hole at the center. They will find Fred Thompson's laptop under the rubble created by a thousand earthquakes after eons of human inexistence and the hole in the pizza will be explained away.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So is everything OK with you guys?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

George Carling used to say that you had to put a bayleaf leaf under each arm.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 4 days ago

So the price for power is going to double?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago

Hold on, looks like indeed the universe is not expanding anymore! I didn't Jack off this morning. It's the glory of god. If we all stop jacking off, the stars will come back to us so we can jump into them and meet our grand parents!

 

Step 1)... Download the app. If you got the app now you just need to purchase internet for 7 days for just $100!

Step 2) buy multi device so your family can talk to each other.

Step 3) you've spent money now go to the buffet and forget your troubles.

Step 4) hmm your kid's phones don't have the app right? Oh may.. Take a few minutes to run that in your head.

Step 5) hey you can just hot spot on your phone! Yeah baby! Oh WTF? How come the play store is not connecting? Oh fuck the Wi-Fi disconnects on your phone when you hot spot.

Step 6)oh let me see...what's your paternal control password again?... Ehhh, wait, if you don't have internet on the kid's phone, how will it send the password?

 
 

I just got a call from a scam number that I didn't pickup on. My phone notifies me that I got the call. I say OK, dismiss. But maybe there's a better way?

How about a "scam" option such that scam numbers get marked as such. You can decide if you want to pick it up if it says "scam" . if the number gets say 10 marks, then its auto routed to the local police regardless. If the police then investigate the company at the company's expense then they can get a vetted mark. If they screw up again 10 times they get auto routed permanently to an AI person to waste their time.

This could be tolerable. In parallel we should start jumping ship. My next phone doesn't actually need a phone. I will look for data connection 6G. That's all. I can install a voice communication app and use it that way if I want. Otherwise, I just want that useless feature removed.

 

That's right folks! Costco, for whatever reason changed the tortilla strip chip bag from a perfectly recyclable bag to this piece of shit bag that you can't recycle.

 

Climate change is devastating what we have but it doesn't have to be that way at all!

Take genes from the pest type plants and mix it into the useful type plants so we can have more of the useful plants.

 

I don't know who needs to know this but my take home pay looks like some bullshit. What rich asshole is taking half of my pay that goes to "taxes"?

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I could be a 400lb fas att.Or I could be a tiny petit boy or girl....but my size is still L.

I wonder if this works for thong sizes too.

I accidentally had posted this on Lemmy wholesome. It had mixed reactions. But here, this is my hole, it was made for me, and I'm definitely size L according to millions.

 

Who came up with this load of cow residues? Yeah AI plays the role of accelerating the problem so now its at least known. Nobody is doing something about it. Trump wants us all to do less about it since he's an old fart and closer to 100 than the rest of us.

 

Dear subway. I'm vegan, I can't eat what you sell. Stop advertising to me please.

Normal people would get it. Like you can't hope to sell a dildo at church.... But if you advertised correctly, you could sell dildos to people who want dildos!

Like by the side of the road next to a porn shop, you could advertise there. But okay what if you used to sell dildos a lot but then one of your customers wanted something different? Stop trying to sell them dildos! They want beads! Its still a dildo looking thing but ultimately, it's different.

So could you guys please add a tofu or seitan or beans option? Would that hurt? I fucking go to the malls with my wife and kids. Sell them the meats, sell me the fake meats. Is that too much to ask? Like my current only option is a side of fries if I go to McDonald's. Burger king gets it! They got the Vegan option.

And for fuch sakes, could your vegan option not be an empty salad? I hate that. Give me a biggy option with flavors. I'll eat healthy at home. I want olive garden infinity salad with croutons... But could you add Vegan pasta and mushrooms? Figure something up! I'm hungry!

 

It was in the name all along!

 

OK you read the headline.

Imagine if Caliber had an AI tool that trained itself on all its books such that a user could ask a question regarding those specific books. And then extrapolate. Imagine if anyone anywhere could then ask questions to your local AI and get answers without actually sharing your books.

Right now I host my own Caliber server but I don't even know if I can search a term and get a particular book that contains thar term. I think it can search the title and metadata. I'm probably wrong. But the point is that it could be so much more. And it could circumvent the copyright laws that have always held back knowledge.

Like maybe my car broke down and I could ask IA why and how to fix it. Then it would start asking for the make and model and what sort of sounds it made. It would then search forums, our books and formulate an answer composed in the form of a book specifically written for me about my car's particular problem and how to solve it. Maybe better just a speech that you could listen to while fixing the car step by step...."now look a little to the left and you'll find a large box with 3 screws...."

It would be awesome to have that locally for my books and have access to everyone else's knowledge in books too.

 

Google is not entitled to my personal banking information or any other PII! WTF if I go to a store and want to buy I will.

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