This has to be from Wes Anderson's next movie.
ali
joined 2 years ago
"Ugh which one of you stinky dickheads was it this time?"
"I think it's all of us sarge!"
If accepted.
Reviewer's comments:
- While the paper is well-written overall, contributions on adaptation of alien technology as well as comparison with state-of-the-art are not made clear.
- Authors should consider using TikZ to create the diagrams. My Kindle e-reader had difficulty scaling and displaying the diagrams.
- The paper's tone could benefit from more technicality.
- The terms "alien", "ET", "technology", and "stuff" have been used ambiguously throughout the paper. The authors should consider including a table of nomenclature.
- The experimental results don't appear to provide sufficient statistical significance on how much the mankind's genitalia could be pleased using the alien apparatus. The results would be more conclusive if the application of the apparatus on extraterrestrial genitalia is studied too. This has the additional benefit of avoiding to fall for spurious relationships.
"Mother of God... what black magic sorcery is this?..."
Out of the bed
Wish I could purr
Out of that world 🎵
When you have to rob a bank at 8 but had coffee at 7:40 with no time to shit.
"Windowception" is the lazy one. So I'd say, "We need to reopen this closed issue for a hotfix."
Bottom right:
"Here is a picture of my cat, my dog, and my late grandpa, all of whom I loved dearly."
Artist: "Say no more, fam."
Besides causing people to lose work, this shit pops up in the middle of lectures, meetings, and graduate thesis defences interrupting and distracting both the speaker and the audience. One time it actually fucking restarted the speaker's laptop in the middle of his talk with no option to delay that. If only it were back in 2, okay 5 minutes. Nope. Half an hour later 30 or so people are still waiting for the mofo reboot after reboot to be fucking done. Ah finally. Now you have, yes you fucking have to step through the shit we updated, Edge introducing doing everything it's not supposed to, while you are duck hunting for an skip option because neither you nor your audience gives a damn that Edge can track you and suggest coupons in the middle of a technical talk.
One simply does not walk into the batcave.