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Just think of all the energy you'd have! 🤯

Fuck, are you my cousin? Cuz I've had this theory for awhile... also, if so, i feel like you're being kinda derisive about me being high, but if you think im about to be out here just raw doggin' hell you're out your mind

I'm certainly a fan of how aforementioned Nazi scum generally leave - rarely entirely under their own power - shortly thereafter.

Because that's just what one does to fuckin' Nazis.

We (as a society... (i mean, except for that one time*)⁰ didn't used to have to specify that last part

One might argue that the latter strongly implies the former, imo

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Ah, ok, I see. I guess I just got it in my head that OP intended to just throw a high-cap SD card into the phone and call it a day (prolly because I'm lazy and this would be my solution lol) for some reason as opposed to using the phone as more or less a controller for some usb external drives.

Will there be waterboarding? I feel like there should almost definitely be waterboarding

Ok, so I'm confused here... I get why you would attribute the issues you were having to a faulty HDD - that much makes sense - but I'm kind of at a loss as to why you seem to think any of that would apply to OP making a phone into a 'private cloud' for himself?

I honestly can't tell if this is something you just made up or a real article, though I'm leaning toward the former because Trump sounds a little too coherent

Ok, so, at what point can we finally take grandpa's license away? Seriously

That's some Olympic gold level mental gymnastics

My father was a die-hard, life long republican and if he could see the party now he'd be rolling over in his grave so hard we could probably power the entire eastern seaboard and have some left over.