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That's what I meant, you're making the joke from the perspective of a person that doesn't realize there's an octopus in the game, even though there is one.

And the reason I said it's confusing is because the game title is only perceived by the player of the game, and the player is explicitly told/shown that you're playing as an octopus. So the perspective used in the joke is impossible, but I understand that I'm being pedantic, feel free to ignore my ramblings caused by the uncontrollable urge to point out the inconsistency.

With Octodad joke, are you implying that you didn't see through the disguise? If so, I don't think it fits with the rest and is confusing, tbh.

If you know the name of the fruit you usually know the plant, cause more often than not it's the name of the plant. For instance, apple comes from an apple tree.

You have to be strong. Do it for the nose.

Kinda sad that it's almost never mentioned that this is just a scene with Inoue Orihime from Bleach.

As usual, the blue choice is obviously much better than the red choice, but only in comparison to this bat shit crazy red choice. On it's own, the blue choice is still rather bad.

I'm starting to think that Republicans just exist to make the bad Democrat options look always better in comparison.

Your sudden but short-lived lathe-ing adventure.

Just toss it into that huge pile of ex-hobbies.

Can't be, you don't see him showing off with a Single Action Army revolver.

The last point should say "... and stop halfway, because I don't feel like it anymore".
Or "... but get stuck halfway because I found something interesting in one of the drawers."

In general, yes, but to be this petty and go this far to do it unironically would've been sad.

There's a good chance this person is doing this ironically, which makes it ok.

But please don't buy Cybertrucks ironically.