abfarid

joined 2 years ago
[–] abfarid@startrek.website 13 points 1 year ago

OMG, is the phone ok?

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago

Who wears a fedora with shorts..? To Ikea...

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but that's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

Loose seal! Loose seal!

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Lemmy is not internet. It has been towed outside the environment.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I mean, that requirement is kind of implied.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Idk why, but I only got a notification about this today, even though the comment is 5d old.
Anyway, you're right, I meant "closed" in a sense of "they eat each other's poo". It's also possible the difference in calories is made up some extra stuff, with like photosynthesis or whatever.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 35 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Only if you're "good looking".

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

A bunch of blåhajs are being piled on a bed, accompanied by Half Life 2 noises for comedic effect.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

Isn't it a toupee? Which keeps flying off.
Besides, being bald is more manly.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That's one expensive joke...

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