abfarid

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[–] abfarid@startrek.website 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Sorry, I was typing this on my phone while pooping.

But it would be better if you added a ! Right before your square brackets to embed the image directly.

And here's a better image of the dong:

ze dong

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 47 points 1 week ago (10 children)

There's a coconut called Coco de Mer that looks like a butt, or more precisely like human female pelvis. Female trees produce the coconut and the male trees produce a flower that looks like a massive dong. You can't even make this shit up.

It only grows naturally in Seychelles 🇸🇨 so it's the national symbol, and because of that you can see this butt silhouette on literally everything, even in the Seychelles passport. Enter the country? Butt stamp in your passport.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's the actress that plays Sazz in Only Murders in the Building, right?

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 21 points 1 week ago

Should've just said "True".

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why "girls" tho?

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 10 points 1 week ago

William, dafoeck is this?!

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 8 points 1 week ago

That response tweet is clearly too on the nose to not be ironic.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think you mean to say macOS. iOS is the mobile OS and doesn't have CLI (by default).

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 1 points 2 weeks ago

Then I guess it's your ROM...

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I just turned on Android buttons for the first time in 7 years to confirm your issue. Couldn't replicate. Either something wrong with your particular app (if full restart doesn't help try clearing data) or your ROM.

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