the real comrade is always in the comments 
abc
joined 5 years ago
i hate these australian men specifically because they DO be acting gay as hell
oh there's gay stuff on your patreon NICE TRY ALEX APOLLONOV WITH YOUR COOL ASS LAST NAME YOU WILL NEVER GET ME TO PAY $5 FOR YOUR PATREON EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
Silent protagonists >>>
not everyone needs a voice - I don't want to play a game to hear the main character shout "OMG DID I JUST DO THAT???" whenever they kill a goblin. I certainly don't want 30 minute long fully voiced cutscenes that just.....meander and lead nowhere but THANK GOD they paid some voice actors pennies to the dollar to record lines like "Get him Torgal!!" that I'll hear over and over in combat. Really makes me feel like I'm Clive Finalfantasy. (I've genuinely forgot how to spell his name - Rothsfield right, no disrespect to FF16 but it certainly is the worst one I've played out of all 18 mainline games)
I FUCKING HATE JACK. FUCKING ENGLISH BASTARD.
Why does Jack sell his family cow for 'magic' beans??
Why does he then proceed to take advantage of the kindness given to him by the giant's wife?? She gives him food every time his smarmy ass climbs up the beanstalk and then lies to her husband three times to cover for his pasty ass so he doesn't get ground into human flour. How does the englishman return this kindness?? He first steals their gold. Okay you broke bitch, fair enough. Don't climb up that beanstalk again. Oh wait, you're doing it again??? You're stealing their golden egg laying hen??? Surely this will ensure your happiness and prosperity for decades. You will cut down the beanstalk and save everyone further trouble, yes??
No. You climb up a third time, "hullo luv 'ave you goit any bread or mushy peas for me" and the giant's wife, in her kindness feeds you a third time and hides you from her husband. "Oi, do you 'ave a loicense for that harp?! No? I best take it, innit" and, in his rage, the giant chases your scrawny ass halfway down the beanstalk. but instead of running away for good once you're home free, you chop the beanstalk down and kill the giant?! you've ruined an entire marriage you thieving bastard 
good post this is the dunk tank i want as a windows user
thanks babe
Millennials 15 years ago had the better - more original - YTPs. Yes, I can still quote this entire video (only Link can strive for cum. Great, I'll get head!) by heart because my like 13 year old ass watched it so goddamn much in 2007
my cheddar bay biscuits 
My beloved HexReplyBot but instead of Youtube links their new domain is just replying with random bits from various 
speeches like
I earnestly suggest to this congress that we pay close attention to the well-being of the masses, from the problems of land and labour to those of fuel, rice, cooking oil and salt. The women want to learn ploughing and harrowing. Whom can we get to teach them? The children want to go to school. Have we set up primary schools? The wooden bridge over there is too narrow and people may fall off. Should we not repair it? Many people suffer from boils and other ailments. What are we going to do about it? All such problems concerning the well-being of the masses should be placed on our agenda. We should discuss them, adopt and carry out decisions and check up on the results. We should convince the masses that we represent their interests, that our lives are intimately bound up with theirs. We should help them to proceed from these things to an understanding of the higher tasks which we have put forward, the tasks of the revolutionary war, so that they will support the revolution and spread it throughout the country, respond to our political appeals and fight to the end for victory in the revolution. The masses in Changkang say, "The Communist Party is really good! It has thought of everything on our behalf." The comrades in Changkang Township are an example to all of us. What admirable people! They have won the genuine affection of the broad masses, who support their call for war mobilization. Do we want to win the support of the masses? Do we want them to devote their strength to the front? If so, we must be with them, arouse their enthusiasm and initiative, be concerned with their well-being, work earnestly and sincerely in their interests and solve all their problems of production and everyday life--the problems of salt, rice, housing, clothing, childbirth, etc. If we do so, the masses will surely support us and regard the revolution as their most glorious banner, as their very life.
unfortunately the difference between ChapoTrapHouse and Badposting is that badposting at least is self-aware about the average post being shit or unfunny. And that's not even pointing out the fact that the other half of the ChapoTrapHouse comm's posts are usually better suited in other communities. For example, looking at it right now - there are at least two (maybe even 3 depending on what you consider news) on the front page of the comm that would be better in News or Politics; one post that should probably be in AskChapo, and another that probably belongs in Chat.
Either way, both ChapoTrapHouse and Badposting are bottom of the barrel comms to me along with TheDunkTank. 
They weren't. The post was crossposted from our News comm to Lemmygrad's WorldNews comm - which is probably how they stumbled upon it and why their link goes to Lemmygrad. See here: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/4726123
Lemmyworld isn't federated with Lemmygrad afaik but I assume they were just looking for any leftist opinion to mald about lmao