abbiistabbii

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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 7 hours ago

"We need to write a fake message about this scenario, what do we do?"

"I mean usually they would say something like "Your Cock is Tiny, KYS" or sommit."

"No no, we can't have that, the parents would be up in arms, how about "your willy is rubbish"?"

Fucking clownshoes, but book banning activists used a realistic bullying scene (out of context) in a book as an excuse to ban said book.

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
  1. Have Bottom Surgery
  2. Acquire disembodied balls
  3. Have balls plasticised
  4. Turn them into Earrings.
  5. When someone asks about them, say "these belonged to the last man who wronged me."
  6. ???
  7. Profit (or at least have a new law created because of me).

Oh Boy, it's Great Depression 2: Electric Boogaloo!

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh boy, it's Online Safety Act 2: Electic Boogaloo! Get ready for:

  • Teens downloading Dodgy VPNS.
  • YOTI and other ID apps taking out personal info and eventually getting fuckin' hacked.
  • Fake ID Apps appearing and just skipping the "Hack YOTI" Stage.
  • VPN subs and Tor use to skyrocket.
  • The monopolisation of out internet lives into the hands of a few social media companies.

...and much more!

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

> posts meme about what it means to be using TOR as a Brit rn.

> On an instance that needs TOR or a VPN to access from the UK

Ha! I see what you did there.

You joke, but the "could" there is loadbaring, because it could mean literally anything. The people who decide this are the website or the government, and the government isn't telling us what "could" means.

In short, anything the government wants age gated can the age gated and websites are over-age gating to cover their arses just in case.

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The UK: We just age gated all content that we decide could be harmful to children, resulting in mass surveillance, scams, and dodgy VPNs.

Australia: Hold my Beer, mate.

You joke, but this is a genuine line people are making with child free and transgender people in regard to their reproductive health.

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Was... This in the UK?

This option is available through every major internet providers app in the UK. Few people utilise it.

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Do you want my facial recognition?

*Sobs in UK*

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