aaro

joined 4 years ago
[–] aaro@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

needed chest pillows for the homies to rest their heads on while we talk about our problems

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

my life was being completely and utterly consumed by my participation in chess tournaments and I needed a hard-line way to cut myself off from them cold turkey

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

but what can you not drop? shitting on the clock, of course

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this has got to be in at LEAST the top fifty horniest skeletons i've seen in my life, possibly even top twenty five

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

simply be non binary shrug-outta-hecks

who the fuck is it going to make me attracted to, everybody but other enbies? wait no that actually sucks ass stop immediately

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

lmao they're both saying the same thing. they're finishing each other's sentences. this is such a cute polycule

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

failed alchemical experiments

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

ah shit what am gonna do

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

real hoxha-turt hours who up

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

YOU POOR, CISHET FOOLS - YOU'RE ALL GETTING ONE-MONTH BANS NOW dean-frown

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Beautiful cabin crew 🌹 Scarlett Johansson💋💋

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

and don't even get me started on gender, it's like every fucking day you see a perfectly good female character and then you come to find out she's dating a man. what kind contrived bullshit is this? Can't they just be happy that they're getting roles and not have to be front and center like that?

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