aaro

joined 4 years ago
[–] aaro@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

man gets his theory from Kanye and his praxis from Drake

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Clearly you don't know the joy of crunching into a freshly laid egg

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

you've been licking your dentist's fingers fucking ew lmao. you're supposed to suck them, not lick them

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

venereal village

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

"receive"??? is this some type of pill that I'm insufficiently horny on main to understand??

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

i need this added to the black book IMMEDIATELY

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

from each according to their ability, to each according to their need. thank you for your service to the revolution, comrade. your next centrally-tabulated ration will arrive between the hours of 17:00 and 19:00 Moscow time.

resistance is designated counter-revolutionary activity and is punishable by death.

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

from each according to their ability, to each according to their need, comrade. the Central Shit Bureau (accurately) decided that you were allocated 1 pantsworth of shit. in the future, they may allocate you more.

viva la revolución.

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

me n my 6'1" transfem ass in my 5" demonias so I can be 6'6": long-corbyn

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Man fuck the red fash mods. They're the worst. It would be totally sick if you owned them by posting a link to where I can find Lenin and Stalin naked and in the same bed and kissing marked as NSFW so the red fash mods can't delete it because it's properly tagged. To own the red fash tankie Xi-ist mods of course lol.

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